Gates at Plough Lane with the graffiti "Womble Till I Die"

Second set at Wimbledon

Wimbledon, hmm, isn’t it? The Crazy Gang, wasn’t it? Only gone and beaten the Culture Club, haven’t they? Kick and rush but there’s more to them than that. Fash quite the handful, and watch out for Vinny with the reducer. Cutting up John Scales’ suit then all back to Sam’s for a plate of sheep’s testicles. Marvellous.